dance monkey

a song made by tones and i, released in 2019. known for being one of the most annoying songs ever.

person: dance monkey safed my life. i was in a coma and heard dance monkey playing, i immediately woke up to turn it off

by ryazia October 25, 2024

Monkey

Monkey is a man with the initials LJ. He has to be greek/Serbian. This man has no brain only monkey!!

I love monkey LJ

by RedInfrno1 May 30, 2022

Melon monkey

A female who generally acts like a primitive ape

1.
Person A: I use Twitter
Person B: Shut up, melon monkey!

by skoooping September 6, 2020

knob monkey

A good mate who amuses you endlessly but you can't bring yourself to admit it openly is a knob monkey.

Dave, I can't believe you said that, you're a proper knob monkey!

by Kane LAKUK October 21, 2022

Monkey Bonus

n. 100 points is awarded to you when you kill a monkey.

Note: this also works on monkees.

Katelyn steadied her rifle and shot the monkey, awarding her the monkey bonus.

by Awesomeman123 October 3, 2008

monkey

an animal from a jungle

“the monkey loves to climb”

by yxshlol#0943 January 4, 2023

Abused Monkey

When a transgender man (now girl) sucks dick while fucking someone, with his dick.
Feels amazing, but is counted as being homosexual.

Trans: I just tried Abused Monkey with my BF , it felt amazing.
BF: I loved it and i cummed.
Trans: I loved sucking him.
BF: And i loved how you rid me.

by Zenvia December 26, 2016