Douche bag

A douche bag is a man who has a very high, undeserved, self esteem and confidence. Typically, douche bags also have a high opinion of their personal apperance, whether it is deserved, or not. (Inspired by Family Guy).

1. A dumb woman says "I hope I can smooch a cute Douche Bag in this night club tonight". (Source: Occupation Double, reality tv show.)

2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.

by Bob Gratton 69 December 1, 2022

turkey bag gang

groups of strange people you see walking together near you

omg rachel look over at that turkey bag gang

by kynabug1307 July 8, 2021

Fag Bagged

When a gay person puts a bag full of cum over your head and u have to eat all the cum to have the bag lifted off of you.

I got Fag Bagged at the gay strip club yesterday

by ThickDihDaddy772 June 21, 2025

Grocery bag

Grocery bagging is when you put your own penis into your own anas, then having your significant other hold your shaft is if it were a grocery bag

Today I held my wife chapstick in my nose, water in one and and her tampons in the other, as she grocery bagged me through the mall

by Fuckshit123 October 20, 2018

Moob bag

Bag of male fatty breast also know as Moobs

Archie is a Moob bag

by Harrytustin26 May 10, 2023

flavored trash bag

The action of dipping your unwashed testicles in any kind of ice cream syrup and teabagging someone

"I'm gonna give you a flavored trash bag if you don't watch your mouth."

by The Man With The Rod May 18, 2021

bag

A risky and unorthodox maneuver usually done to gain a crooked advantage.

"I think I can bag a few points on the essay"
"How?"
"I'll make it so long they won't read it and just give me a good grade."

by HausLit August 12, 2024