wank face

if someone makes a face while in public and it looks like the face they make when they masturbate

Dude 1: dude, John looks way too happy in that photo
Dude 2: Yeah, bet thats his wank face

by TheDudeWithTheDefinitions November 23, 2011

Reverse Monkey Face

The role reversal of a standard Monkey Face, involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair but with a twist. Firstly the female pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male, at the point of ejaculation the female withdraws the man's penis from her mouth and ejaculates his semen all over his own face, the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen while shouting "reverse monkey face".

Pedro: "Why is Ed so pissed this morning?"
Thalia: "Because I reverse monkey faced that stupid ass last night"
Pedro: "I love you"

by Tr1stan August 24, 2008

bold face lie

A term used in reference to newspaper headlines printed in bold face type, which are outright lies. Such headlines are only intended to sell newspapers, not to publish truth.

Although Truman won the election, the newspaper headline proclaimed "DEWEY WINS" before the election results were official. At best it was wishful thinking; at worst it was a bold face lie. So much for the credibility of the news media.

by hog wire January 18, 2009

punch-you-in-the-face

A typical jewish comeback. Originally used frequently in a classic Jewish comedy sitcom entitled "Temple Bank".

I'm gonna punch-you-in-the-face at a incredibly fast pace of speed.

by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003

Flapping Face Hole

The huge gaping hole in your face that generates massive amounts hot air due to the continuous non stop flapping of the lips and jaw.

MY boyfriend has a Flapping Face Hole

by Pie Flapper February 7, 2010

wastey face mcgee

Extremely intoxicated, no longer able to make rational decision, often leading to loss of control of bodily functions. Known to throw cups or shoes at roommate.

Bro 1: "Dude we had Taco Bell last night?"

Bro 2: "Yeah bro, you drove there don't you remember? You peed on the intercom."

Bro 1: "Oh man, I was so wastey face mcgee."

by Blackpanther4140 August 17, 2009

bollocks your face

a nice warm pharse to say to your friends when joking/goofing off

bollocks your face mate

by Hurleyma May 1, 2010