Nut Nicker

When you take a shit so long it breaches the water. Then given it’s weight, it tips over and leaves a poop smear on the back of your testicles.

I gave myself a nut nicker after eating too much cheese

by Scaramunchie May 29, 2020

Deaf Nut

The sexual finishing move where the man ejaculates into the receiving partners earhole.

“Please Steve, give me the Deaf Nut tonight!”

“I hit her with the Deaf nut.”

“Pearl necklace? I prefer the Deaf Nut.”

by MolzaOJ August 24, 2020

Deez Nuts

A sexual message code for gay people.

Can I put Deez Nuts in yo mouth?

by Anti Furry March 31, 2022

Off my nut

your so high you don’t know what your doing where you are or why you even exist.
meaning that your so off your face you forget your own address and end up on a train headed for London

James:“i forgot i had existed again”
Tyler:“same”
James:“i don’t know about you but i’m absolutely Off my nut”

by itz_jacd August 29, 2022

smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation

Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence

by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020

Nut brush

When a male ejaculates onto his partner's toothbrush so they can brush their teeth.

I gave my girl a nut brush to help with her dental hygiene.

by Blazer426 June 11, 2025

Busting a nut

When the butler gets in trouble for answering the door because it was chicks in bikinis not dudes in boardies.

The dudes have Busting a nut inside their family home and allowed the nut to leavewith thd stolen items peacefully

by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025