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Pulling a Tee Time

It’s when you are all alone and you sit on your tile floor naked with a golf ball in hand. You spread your butt cheeks apart and place the golf ball directly on your ass hole. You then roll forward and back all the time masterbating. Till you cum and you yell Four! As you climax.
I thought everyone was at church till my mom came out of her room and caught me “Pulling a Tee Time”.
by Calm in sense January 30, 2024
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screen time inflation

The phenomenon where you want to be able to have more and more screen time whilst still having screen time limits imposed by parents remain equally strict. This is mainly caused by constantly subscribing to new YouTube channels, which does not show maturity in limiting your own screen time. Rather, it tells the YouTube algorithm that you're willing to have more hours of YouTube per day even though you may "only" do this as a mere digital form of "tipping". It's akin to the akcual inflation, where prices and cost of living increases significantly whilst your wage remains equally low.
Ever since Jamie started subscribing to all those YouTube channels, his screen time inflation has skyrocketed; he wants to watch more videos but still has to stick to the equally strict limits set by his parents.
by Emotional Cruiser August 4, 2025
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Reverse Time Scam

A reverse time scam is a scam you can use to scam a scammer. You reverse the scam and scam time out of the scammer, hence the name reverse time scam.
The scammer called Joe and asked about his car insurance, but Joe told him that he had called Pete's Pizzeria & Abortion Clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce. Joe reverse time scammed the scammer.
by fantastic_flute44 July 10, 2023
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YAM TIME

When a player in American Football outright dominates a member of the opposing team, typically through violent and/or spastic force.
Ryno: "Ayo Jackson, what time is it?"
Jackson: "Uh, 6:30?"
Ryno: "Nah, IT'S YAM TIME BOIIII" *proceeds to deck an opponent
by FuzzySlug January 24, 2024
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Time

An excuse to make you go to bed.
Mom: why are you still up?! Look at the time!
Me: fuck you
The time is 1:08 A.M, why am I on youtube
by Xbox360IsBetter March 2, 2021
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Schmit time

The expression of time used by streamer @justschmit. This time can differ but is on average 2 hours behind the arranged time
Schmit : i will be on at 4pm AWST

*Gets on at 6pm AWST*
Character 2 : your two hours late
Schmit : not according to schmit time
by Piltzy December 28, 2024
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Every year for 3 days, this national event happens, all that happens is men/boys need to spend time with there girlfriend. You may spend time with your girl, but these 3 days are just for your girl, not for anyone else, just your loved one!
Boy: Hey, Let’s hangout today, I want to spend every second of the day with you, Come sleep at mine for 3 days!

Girl: Why three days?

Boy: Because it’s National Spend Time With Your Girl Day! And, I love you
by JXDXR August 10, 2021
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