trap one off 

Step 1: fill up the tub just enough so your nob is out of the water.

Step 2: catch a fly and rip his wings off.

Step 3: stick the fly on the end of your prick.

Flies don't like water so he will just walk around the tip of your dick

Go home tonight and Trap one off. I did it this weekend. Felt amazing. Yet another thing to cross off the bucket list.

trap one off by Qbaybay October 11, 2013

the one-eyed snake

Slang for a man's nether regions, the family jewel

I charmed the one-eyed snake a while ago.

the one-eyed snake by virgwith December 24, 2013

poke one out

To poop.

Aw man I'll be right back, I have to go poke one out. poop poke out bathroom

poke one out by xpantsssonfire April 30, 2015

number one gasser 

The sweetest guy in the world. He'll always bring your day up no matter how sad you are.

Sean is the number one gasser.

number one gasser by PotatoKing0916 February 22, 2017

that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle 

a person who loves spying on people, usually in the gym. this person also loves eating pickles because pickles "sounds funny" and is salty just like when that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle plays video game like overwatch, he always blames the healer for not healing him and always screams when he dies

why is that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle spying on me

that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle by gyfytfdtytyguybuugfdrdsre April 25, 2017

Hard one 

When someone messes up or does something/ says something really stupid or dumb, a hard one is necessary to right the wrong. A hard one us performed by wrapping two fingers around the back of the neck and ripping your fingers across the entire back of the neck thus giving a burning sensation. If lesson is not learned, a second hard one is necessary. If it's extremely dumb, the entire room can participate in the hardest of ones.

Jamal missed so badly that he lost our only ball. "That's a hard one."

Hard one by AndImChaz October 27, 2020

No one cares 

You care enough to read it every day don’tcha bitch.

Hym “Yeah, no one cares but where are you right now shit-brain? Huh? Yeah. That’s what I thought. You cared enough to say something about it didn’t you? Uh huh. That’s you motherfucker. That’s what you care about.”

No one cares by Hym Iam October 14, 2022