"Hey bro. What happened last night with that chick?"
"We had a hella awesome one night stand."
"Did you Buckeye Nut her?"
"Hell yeah brother"
"We had a hella awesome one night stand."
"Did you Buckeye Nut her?"
"Hell yeah brother"
by TrueBornOhioian April 15, 2023
Get the Buckeye nutmug. To burst ones testicle open.
Or to have it flattened like a pancake.
Aka bust a nut.
It would hurt immensely.
Many people think it's for a Male to achieve ejaculation.
This is not to be confused with the term "Bust a nut" which means for a Male to ejaculate either on his own or with the company of one two three or even four or more people.
Busting a nut hurts and usually results in the need for a prosthetic testicle or testicles. If this happens to you and you need both replaced do not go for a set of metal prosthetic testicles as people will hear them clinking from a mile away.
And if your getting your rocks off. Having a root (New Zealand slang for having a fuck). Or giving it to her or him.. and you are really pounding them, other people will hear clunk clunk ting ting dong fong clunk.
You could probably form a song if you hit the right notes.
And this simple definition has turned into a story.
Or to have it flattened like a pancake.
Aka bust a nut.
It would hurt immensely.
Many people think it's for a Male to achieve ejaculation.
This is not to be confused with the term "Bust a nut" which means for a Male to ejaculate either on his own or with the company of one two three or even four or more people.
Busting a nut hurts and usually results in the need for a prosthetic testicle or testicles. If this happens to you and you need both replaced do not go for a set of metal prosthetic testicles as people will hear them clinking from a mile away.
And if your getting your rocks off. Having a root (New Zealand slang for having a fuck). Or giving it to her or him.. and you are really pounding them, other people will hear clunk clunk ting ting dong fong clunk.
You could probably form a song if you hit the right notes.
And this simple definition has turned into a story.
Yo man I bust a nut in the vice the other day.
I Bust a nut open the other day and fcuk it hurt.
I bust my nuts open in a vacuum chamber, I thought it would be fun to see how my testicles would react in a vacuum chamber and now I have metal prosthetics, I can make a song from the clunking while pounding random chicks really hard, they usually leave immediately after and ghost me, so I'll be forever single as no one wants someone who has no nuts.
I Bust a nut open the other day and fcuk it hurt.
I bust my nuts open in a vacuum chamber, I thought it would be fun to see how my testicles would react in a vacuum chamber and now I have metal prosthetics, I can make a song from the clunking while pounding random chicks really hard, they usually leave immediately after and ghost me, so I'll be forever single as no one wants someone who has no nuts.
by Misterr.Man February 18, 2021
Get the Bust a nutmug. Dank Nuts is a company based in Czech republic or Czechia, which specializes on making donuts out of memes
by chrispospa June 4, 2018
Get the Dank Nutsmug. The biggest of nuts
by Joey Newberry 1000 June 21, 2022
Get the Big dees nutsmug. One of the most versatile jokes in meme history. It can be incorporated into any sentence and either make everyone laugh, or want to kill you.
Person 1: Something came in the mail today.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Some birthday cards along with a check!
Person 2: That's pretty cool!
Person 1: Y'know what was in one of the cards?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOTTEM!
Person 2: kill yourself
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Some birthday cards along with a check!
Person 2: That's pretty cool!
Person 1: Y'know what was in one of the cards?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOTTEM!
Person 2: kill yourself
by xXCanadaCowXx January 25, 2023
Get the Deez Nutsmug. When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.
John was being a dick so Amy gave him a hard kick in the nuts as hard as she could. He fell down screaming and holding his now broken balls to see if he could salvage any part of them. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids after that moment
by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024
Get the kick in the nutsmug. A type of acorn, typically eaten by squirrels and have hard shells. What you thought i was gonna make a sex joke? Fuck off.
You: Hey man want some nuts?
Friend: no, but you can have deez nuts.
You: Fuck off dickhead.
Friend: no
Friend: no, but you can have deez nuts.
You: Fuck off dickhead.
Friend: no
by Autistic atheist gang March 2, 2020
Get the Nutmug.