A beanie cunt is a person that is always seen wearing a beanie and is often too lippy for their own good. They are actively pestering others with their incessant niggling.
Bo: Say, what is it with that guy in the beanie always being rude and smarmy??
Izzy: You mean Jack? He's a beanie cunt, that's what beanie cunts do.
Izzy: You mean Jack? He's a beanie cunt, that's what beanie cunts do.
by Ziggy Crankhandle October 8, 2014
Get the beanie cuntmug. I fingered. My gf's pussy until she came some,
Cunt jism. Then I brushed my teeth 🤣 with it and then we kissed
Cunt jism. Then I brushed my teeth 🤣 with it and then we kissed
by 4realazitgits April 19, 2021
Get the Cunt jismmug. by Whywehateneve May 28, 2025
Get the Cuntmug. A person whom isn't too bothered about their appearance or the odour they produce. In other words they are a complete waste of space and pass their vileness onto the unsuspecting General Public
by Mr.Bagshot69 February 6, 2015
Get the Riffy Cuntmug. When you are serving cunt, you are giving a performance of your life. You do not literally have to be performing. You are the moment. Everyone wants to be you. You are magnificent. When something is cunt or cunty it is fierce. It is the it thing.
"Oh my god! Icon! You are serving cuuunt!" "You look so cunty! Yes, good for you!" "That is cunt!" "Give me cunt, darling!" "Giving us cunt!"
by greenee420 April 9, 2024
Get the cuntmug. Noun/Adjective The female equivalent of "bag of dick." Used to describe something terrible. Imagine when you open a can of condensed soup and it plops out in a gelatinous mould of the can but instead of soup, it's cunts.
"She wants me to work a double this weekend? She can go eat a can of cunts."
"I found a package of year old sushi on the shelf. It smelled like a can of cunts."
"I found a package of year old sushi on the shelf. It smelled like a can of cunts."
by Steepsy May 8, 2014
Get the Can of Cuntsmug. 