wisconsin cow cheese

When somebody likes to eat cow nuts covered with cheese

dude wisconsin cow cheese tastes like a sweety ball sack

by cowcheesee April 13, 2010

Cumttage cheese

The milky white mixture that results from mixing cum with hand lotion causing it to curdle.

Damn it my cum mixed with the hand lotion again and I have to clean all this cumttage cheese

by TheDr.4527 January 17, 2021

Tit cheese

Long chunky nipples on a man that taste like rotten cheese

The breaded milk had become chunky and turned into tit cheese

by Fattittybibba April 15, 2019

string cheese abuse

Chomping, cutting, or ripping and eating chunks of a string cheese portion is considered string cheese abuse. It is difficult to isolate this colloquialism. It is, however, more common than one may expect.

String cheese is intended to be shredded along the length of its geometric pattern. It is shared in delicate threads and tendrils between grotesque, dairy fiend, farting lovers. Their friends may brind them celery and other greens in desperate attempts to mitigate certain consequences of this decadence if it persists for too long.

Yes, dear, but I'm making a dish that requires these chunks of mozerrella, so we are committing sanctioned string cheese abuse.

by Delphius July 6, 2019

The cheese

The act of shoving a wedge of cheese up the anus of a female, then reaching in and pulling out the cheese at high speeds of at least 490mph then eating it.

*slams desk* C H E E S E

I the cheesed myself last night.

by Ur dad’s lawnmower February 2, 2022

chopped cheese

adjective
someone so unattractive both physically and personality wise that the use of ugly doesn’t even begin to describe it.

1. *someone on a reality show is featured
“CHOPPED CHEESE”
2. “Girl, stay away from him he’s chopped cheese.”

by jabalcoffeehouse August 11, 2025

cheese

a substance that im pretty sure the moon is made of

the moon is made of cheese boy, if you want to go to the moon, you better like Swiss

by chicken en rice. February 3, 2022