a boy that sits on the toilet and sees ghosts left right and centre. He normally likes bullying little dwarfs and has fun playing fortnite all the time. He is the goat at soccer because everytime he goes to take a pen it always goes top bins. Marcus is not better than jack at soccer cos jack is just a absolute demon. Jack usually likes to spend his time abusing 12 yr olds on fortnite and likes shagging his motorbike every second hour. Jack genuinely loves his pool he sleeps in it, drinks in it, shits in it sucks it off and sometimes plays in it with other people. Jack loves lockdown and when he is in lockdown he loves to play fortnite on his poo poo wifi. Someone make a go fund me page for this man to get better wifi.
Jack podbury loves fortnite
Jack podbury loves his quad bike
If you see jack say hello but be careful he might bite
Jack podbury loves his quad bike
If you see jack say hello but be careful he might bite
by jack podbury August 21, 2021
Get the jack podburymug. An insanely sexy person with a probability of being taller than others by miles. Height and penis length. Jack young is a well knowing person and can help out in a lot of situations. He is a good guy in general, ladies who have one of these men in your life don’t let him go. He’s a keeper.
by appleaapplea March 29, 2021
Get the jack youngmug. Jacks who like Opossums are the best people. They're fun to be around and they might send you pictures of cute Opossums when you're sad. The best people to be around, really.
by Kristallsplitter September 11, 2021
Get the Jacks that like Opossumsmug. by jwall22 March 8, 2022
Get the Small Jackmug. From the word "on" in French, jack sur means to abstain from masturbation, sex, and everything else pertaining to any type of sexual pleasure where the penis or vagina are touched. (You can have other types of sex and still be jack suring.)
This word is the opposite of jack off. It can also be used as a noun meaning a person who practices jack sur.
This word is the opposite of jack off. It can also be used as a noun meaning a person who practices jack sur.
Person 1: "I'm going to be jack suring during NNN. I will win it."
Person 2: "Yeah, you've always been a determined jack sur."
Person 2: "Yeah, you've always been a determined jack sur."
by WordlessSpeaker October 28, 2021
Get the Jack surmug. A Jack will be the best damn friend you ever have, and you wont even know it. He is as honest and direct as they ever have and ever will come. A Jack will always be there for you, and will casually treat your relationship with utmost importance, without making things weird. He loves nature and the outdoors, and he can be very proud. If you get him going about something he is passionate about, you'll have a helluva time stopping him. His filter is long due for a replacement, and he wont hesitate to speak his mind, but it doesnt matter, cause anything he has to say is kind and typically worth hearing. It's hard to get serious with him, but not impossible, and he knows when it's time to get real. If Jack translated to anything, it would be True Friend.
Kent: "Shit man, did you here Jack took a bullet for Cody!?"
Jeremy:"Damn, I hope he's ok. But I cant say that's unexpected, knowing Jack."
Jeremy:"Damn, I hope he's ok. But I cant say that's unexpected, knowing Jack."
by Jermdaworm August 1, 2021
Get the Jackmug.