Time

something you should spend on important things instead of wasting it by reading this

You are wasting your time reading this example you should go outside and find some actual happiness

instead you decided it was best to continue reading this definition

if you're not gonna go, then so be it

while reading this i will let you know that there is a cool gif
below this

you ever heard of KFC

its this company that sells a bunch of chicken
and they have fries and stuff

you ever heard of a pickle?
funniest shit ever

you know I might've taken up to much space here

but hey, who cares you bother to read anyway

uhh im not sure what im supposed to do next
so im just gonna head out and-

by BreadTaken January 10, 2021

Hammer Time

When a girl jumps on your face, breaking your nose, and then lets you eat her out

Wow I can’t believe how bad my nose hurt after I got Hammer Timed, but at least I ate her out

by HammaTime69 July 19, 2025

you dont have time tell me twice

When you work with someone and they are staying late and you want them to go. But they still think there's too much to do but they have things to do elsewhere. This is what you say to them on the way of the door.

Them " there's a bunch more to do but I have to go. Can you finish up and do this... and this....?"

You " you dont have time tell me twice "

by Whiteswordgift December 9, 2022

time to pay back that favor

A tiktok meme created because of a viral aletyler porn video.

“Hey did you see that time to pay back that favor aletyler video?”

by katie’s #1 fan December 6, 2023

screen time inflation

The phenomenon where you want to be able to have more and more screen time whilst still having screen time limits imposed by parents remain equally strict. This is mainly caused by constantly subscribing to new YouTube channels, which does not show maturity in limiting your own screen time. Rather, it tells the YouTube algorithm that you're willing to have more hours of YouTube per day even though you may "only" do this as a mere digital form of "tipping". It's akin to the akcual inflation, where prices and cost of living increases significantly whilst your wage remains equally low.

Ever since Jamie started subscribing to all those YouTube channels, his screen time inflation has skyrocketed; he wants to watch more videos but still has to stick to the equally strict limits set by his parents.

by Emotional Cruiser August 4, 2025

Clobbering Time

to commit an act of clobbering; to clobber

"IT'S CLOBBERING TIME"

by Uatu The Watcher December 1, 2022

Designated Snuggle Time

Time when you and your love have to fully commit to snuggling. No phone.

It is designated snuggle time! No Reddit please.

by strawberry bonbon October 17, 2023