Pinot Penis

When you drink too much Pinot Grigio to the point where it’s nearly impossible for you to feel any sexual stimulation. - Equivalent to whiskey dick.

Last night I hit her with the Pinot Penis, I couldn’t cum, but she fell in love.

by 2skip3 January 21, 2021

N-word penis

When someone is being annoying or is black and looks like a penis

Damn than bitch looks like an N-word penis

by Willyjohnson13 March 18, 2024

Penis

Touch my penis

Can you touch my penis

by Wtf is this May 15, 2021

Penis

Some big thing girls want but they can't have. They also choke on them all night

My wife choked on a Penis

by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017

Penis

Something you don't have!

Your mom loves it when I pull out my Penis!

by GorgBush420 November 30, 2022

Penis

Flap of skin that hangs off the pelvic area, used for keeping dust off the asscrack when in northern Canada

Good thing my penis protected my asshole

by Tricky Surrey October 28, 2021

Penis

the male magic wand that shoots milk when excited and is usually under 8 inches

girl: what's that?
guy: oh, that's my magic wand (penis)!
girl:why is it so small?
guy: I'm not sure.

by TheGuyWithNoLife April 14, 2024