stump nuts

Someone who is an extreme pervert yet also a huge Christian freak at the same time. Their amputated leg also looks like an over grown penis.

Stump Nuts: Anyone named Josh

by JarlAlpha August 10, 2015

Ass Nuts

A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.

Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?

Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?

DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!

by Billy1298 January 9, 2024

Theoretical Nut Grace Period

The 1-hour period from at 1:00 to 2:00 AM on the second Monday of November where daylight saving will revert the time to 1:00, thus nullifying any failure of No Nut November during the period.

Your honor, that one didn’t count since it was during the theoretical nut grace period.

by TheBeato November 5, 2023

Chocolate Covered Nuts

When a guy forces both balls into a girls gaping asshole, and twirls them around until they are painfully ejected

Bro did you see the Reddit video of the girl giving the guy some chocolate covered nuts?

by sprite-spewer September 8, 2021

nuts

two big delicious things that sag at the bottom of your penis. men and women alike love to suck on these just because theyre so good.

Jodi: Damn he's really going at it.
John: Yeah, this man whore loves my big juicy nuts.

by nutsucker4000 July 9, 2022

Omega Nut

Omega Nut. A Word Which describes your burning passion to nut in someone.

Example:
Boy 1. Woah! Do you see Emma over there?
Boy 2. Yup, Omega Nut my boy.
Boy 1. Wish I could.

by Nutter42 May 3, 2018

heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.

Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?

by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014