Schmit time

The expression of time used by streamer @justschmit. This time can differ but is on average 2 hours behind the arranged time

Schmit : i will be on at 4pm AWST

*Gets on at 6pm AWST*
Character 2 : your two hours late
Schmit : not according to schmit time

by Piltzy December 28, 2024

National Spend Time with your girl day

Every year for 3 days, this national event happens, all that happens is men/boys need to spend time with there girlfriend. You may spend time with your girl, but these 3 days are just for your girl, not for anyone else, just your loved one!

Boy: Hey, Let’s hangout today, I want to spend every second of the day with you, Come sleep at mine for 3 days!

Girl: Why three days?

Boy: Because it’s National Spend Time With Your Girl Day! And, I love you

by JXDXR August 10, 2021

IT IS TIME!!!!

It's almost time. Time for the grand confrontation. They didn't listen and the day of reckoning is almost upon us.

Someone said you've been sleeping on your shift.

The only person who could have made that claim also claimed that Kendra and Noah are fucking each other. The last time I heard about the staff of an establishment fucking one of the disabled; she ended up in prison for 15 years. Last time I checked, Kendra isn't on her way to prison for 15 years. So..... Why is it that I'm being disciplined when other are being shielded from it? I notice that I'm the only male that works here. That's interesting.... Why am I being singled out? Do lesbian feminists have some sort of problem with "Trump supporters"?

*Silence*.......

IT IS TIME!!!!

by Hym Iam November 11, 2020

Fun Time Freddy

Fun Time Freddy is a character from the game fnaf sister location. hes mostly know with his hand puppet bon bon

me; having you heard of fun time freddy?
person; who?
me; what

by bloesemboompje July 26, 2019

Clemmin Time

When a lacrosse game begins, all those who might hold the secondary name of "Clematis", awaken a second wind in which their strength and speed increase, at the cost of their face cementing into a strange look which can't be gotten rid of.

"It's Clemmin Time!", Clematis says. "Why does he look like a swole lizard?".

by PCJungleWarriors March 12, 2024

stupid time

when you go afk

nigga can we go stupid time for a sec gotta go nazeem

by 360noscopenigga April 14, 2020

Highest grossing R-rated film of all time

Who wrote it and what's it called?

Hym "Bwahahahahahahahaha! You see how much the Jew thing bothers him? Don't be a reply-guy Ben. It's pathetic and contemptible. He jumped right on it too. He reads me every day. Wave everybody. 👋 If you're ever sitting at home wondering what failed writers do in their free time it's 'read the work of much better writers'. Well, 1 writer to be exact. The writer of the 'Highest grossing R-rated film of all time' That's how you know it's God's will. The retard in a cult analogy fits here too! Uh oh! Is it too easy for the retard in the sex cult to succeed where you failed? Did Todd do it because I'm better than you at an existential level and I deserve it more? Or is muh brains just so big and appealing that he couldn't resist that sweet, sweet meat? Did I work harder? No... No. That can't be it.... It's gotta be one of those. It's just hilarious. Because it could have done decently. It could have been bad. But it was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. Way to not be a stereotypical bunch of greedy, deceitful, thieving Jews guys! Look at how stupid your entire race looks now because of you! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

by Hym Iam February 18, 2023