friend genetics

friend genetics is basically when you like someone really badly but that person only sees you as a friend which makes you feel like you will only be just a friend to anyone and it makes you have several panic attacks daily and you want to die.

Person 1: “Dude, y’know that girl you like?”
Person 2: “Yeah. What about her?”
Person 1: *smh* “I saw her making out with someone else in the halls. I guess you just got those friend genetics.”
Person 2: “Aw…shit. Well, I’m going to go cut myself and have a panic attack until i found someone else to obsess over.”

by anonymous August 16, 2024

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International Show Your Catgirl-friend ass Day

Internation Show Your Catgirl-friend ass Day is a yearly event held every year on the 17th of August.

1: "Dude, did you hear?"
2: "What?"
3: "If you don't participate in International Show your Catgirl-friend ass Day you're straight."
4: "Damn."

by MiqKir August 17, 2024

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Phone a friend Parent

when a parent knows very little about their child and needs to constantly/frequently ask questions for info.

They are definitely the phone a friend parent, they don’t know much about their own child..

by FloppyMonster March 30, 2025

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Discord Friend

Someone who you play video games/have e-sex with. A shallow shell of a real friend unless you make the jump of hanging out irl- akin to getting out of the friend-zone in a relationship.

Omg... are me and Yev going to... touch tips- go BEYOND discord friends and become real friends

by guygieri March 30, 2025

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