Hot urban slushy

When you enter a urban household at the middle of the night and shit and piss in every cup in the house and leave it for the house owner the next morning

im gonna leave a hot urban slushy in your house if you dont shut up retigga

by Lard ass monkey nigga December 29, 2024

THOSE Urban Dictionary Users

The people on urban Dictionary that has to make every word in existence something sexual instead of just giving its actual definition

Person 1: *makes an Urban Dictionary definition*
"The" - when you cum so hard that you're about to explode and get cum all over you because you edged so hard 🥵

Person 2: dude you're one of THOSE Urban Dictionary Users aren't you because I don't think that's what "the" means

by Gibberishidkrisjjj January 6, 2025

Stupid urban dictionary

What you say when you type in a well known phrase or word and Urban dictionary doesn't have it

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "There are no definitions for (insert word)"
"Stupid urban dictionary, doesn't even have my word"

by Gibberishidkrisjjj January 6, 2025

Urban dictionaries rules

A thing noone reads or follows

Please read the Urban dictionaries rules

by Therealfivee January 7, 2025

Urban dictionaries rules

A thing noone follows

Please read the Urban dictionaries rules

by Therealfivee January 7, 2025

Urban Dictionary

The worst place to find the definition of words.

The urban dictionary is a piece of trash.

by Gigga nigga 69 January 8, 2025

urban dictionary

where i come to look at crazy words because i obviously have nothing else to do with my life and if you’re reading this then you obviously have nothing to do with your life. And i’m sorry to break it to you but my goldfish just died, i know how much we all loved him and he impacted this world a lot. You’re probably going crazy because you don’t remember meeting my goldfish but lemme tell u something: my goldfish is magnificent. He erased your memories of ever knowing him. Yes, he was your boyfriend. Yes, you were going to get married. Yes, i never had a goldfish and IM REALLY BORED RIGHT NOW, please let this word be submitted to the Urban Dictionary because i spent a lot of my time writing this and if there are any typo’s then blame auto correct because i really hate it.

My goldfish was looking up his girlfriend’s name on Urban Dictionary.

by Steve Rogers himself ✪ October 16, 2019