Swiss Cheese!

When you're trying to call someone and they can't hear you, shout "Swiss Cheese!" and they should look.

"Emma! Emma! Emma!" No response? Shout, "Swiss Cheese!" And she looks.

by spawnables January 26, 2015

Cheesed toaster

The aftermath of a Sergal and Protogen having some fun times

I had some rough sex with this protogen girl last night, you should have seen it. Was a real cheesed toaster.

by Anonymous Protogen October 22, 2022

fine cheese

Cockney rhyming slang for Chinese (particularly Chinese food).

I'd love a fine cheese.

by Scousepower420 March 15, 2020

Cheese

The meaning of life

"can we eat some cheese, i'm feeling down"
"of course! cheese will help u get all better!

by spideygirl1989 January 3, 2023

Nob cheese

All people that play fortnite have insane amount of sigma build up under there penis

Mum I think I have nob cheese

Mum: your adopted

by Bigbarry223 May 7, 2022

bent the cheese

Euphemism for literally anything.

Frank: Ann passed away last night.
Jerry: There are children here, Ann bent the cheese last night.

by Longer schlonger February 20, 2019

Bleu cheese

When someone smells, repulses your eye holes, tastes like mildew, feels soft but crumbly and sounds like pure bull crap

"That guy carrying a bag full of red meat told someone over the phone he was gonna put it in people's mailboxes. What a Bleu cheese"

by bleucheeseisgrosssssss May 18, 2022