Nut

"Nut", slang term for "Cost of living", popularized by the South Park episode "Got a Nut" (S27E2)

Banker: “it appears you've got about an $8,000 a month nut.”
Mr. Mackey: “$8,000 a month? I didn’t know my nut was so big!”

by eunemes August 8, 2025

New Jersey Nut Shot

When you fuck a girl with your balls and stick your dick in her belly button

Bro I had whiskey dick so I just hit her with the New Jersey Nut Shot

by MFa3 August 13, 2025

boiling my nuts

When someone makes you so upset, almost like making your blood boil.

"Katie is really boiling my nuts."

by Nutboiler August 15, 2025

Nut-Button

A derogatory slur against peanut butter.

That jar is a fucking nut-button.

by gd_ojha August 16, 2025

nut

Your monthly cost to live and operate your dream business.

I need money to make my nut.

by m0m0zart August 17, 2025

Shook him till his nuts fell off

Relentlessly nagged someone to the extent they get what they want, but the outcome is worse than they hoped. Shaking a nut tree too vigorously will release good nuts along with nuts that are not ready to harvest. The relationship becomes damaged as the nut tree can also be.

Anna wanted Dave to buy her a new phone. Dave knew that a new model would be coming out soon, but Anna would not wait. She pestered him relentlessly. She “shook him till his nuts fell off”.

Dave bought Anna the new phone, but the phone was not as good as the subsequent version.

by Orange Peeler August 22, 2025

Beady Nuts

A person who shrinks when the spotlight is brightest because they do not possess sincere belief in themselves.

That Tommy Fleetwood is a great golfer, but he sure does have beady nuts.

by Dr Zo August 23, 2025