Nut Neighbours

When you have frequent casual sex with a person who lives near you

We are Nut Neighbours

by Graveyard butt February 6, 2018

post nut

Same as hindsight. Someone says they knew something all along after receiving information but they actually know nothing.

Woman: What's your sign?
Man: I'm a Leo.
Woman: I knew it!
Man: I'm actually a Capricorn.
Woman: That make sense because that is exactly what a Capricorn would do.
Man: You're post nutting I'm actually a Scorpio.

by PapasFritas March 22, 2023

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by Ghostybaboasty March 15, 2023

large nut sunday

It's a large ice cream Sunday but the ice cream is semen frosted down to the same texture as Ice cream.

I eat large nut Sunday's after tea every second night and it tastes really good

by Mr bean man July 10, 2018

deez nuts

something your mom sucked on last night

Someone: Dude, have you met deez?
Another person: No, who's that?
Someone: DEEZ NUTS!

by anonymous August 7, 2022

Indiana nut

When you haven't nutted in so long your nut breaks the sound barrier

I've been on vacation with the bros for so long, when I get home I'm gonna Indiana nut

by jfay May 27, 2018

nut

Best food

If a nut isn't in your favorite food list, we can't be friends, you actual piece of human filth.

by HypothermiaIsCool April 20, 2018