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Mississippi Earth Monkey

Definition: When two crackheads fuck in the mud getting covered in it
I saw two Mississippi Earth Monkeys fucking behind the 7/11.
by Moosemilk01 August 14, 2021
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monkey

A monkey is a species that has lived on this earth for many years and they still roam around growing in population every day.
I found a monkey in my backyard yesterday it tried to take my watermelon
by monkeyman1233 November 29, 2023
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monkey hold

Doing it Doggy Style and put your whole hand in her ass and she clenched down and you can't pull your hand out.
I was riding her doggy style and she put the monkey hold on my hand and I couldn't get away.
by Skipper Kelly May 10, 2018
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Mega Fart Pig Monkey

Used to describe an obese black nigger that farts often and reeks of shit.
1. I haven’t showered in a month.

2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!

1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺

2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY
by MushaPickleJuice December 29, 2022
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monkey

by anonymous June 3, 2022
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puppy monkey baby

A skinny blonde white bitch with braces and a high squeaky voice
Look at that Janelle, she's such a puppy monkey baby.
by unbuttonedblaisereunited May 27, 2016
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Monkey

What Dwight calls Angela

It's a cute name

All office fans will understand
Angela: I can’t do this

Dwight:Yes you can monkey
by Keven Malone January 4, 2020
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