Tommy timing

When you say something outrageously sus

Person 1: bro your balls could fit in my mouth
Person 2: yooo nah you on that Tommy timing

by 3babyariocha August 29, 2022

sleepy time jelly

When you jerk off onto your pillow and got to sleep without wiping it up

Dude, I was watching porn and fell asleep. I woke up 10 minutes later and realized I was rolling in my sleepy time jelly

by GoEatShortsOffBartsbutt August 10, 2017

Time Card.

A relationship term I most likely didn't come up with but I want to elaborate. The Time Card is what a member of a relationship pulls. (male or female)

"Baby I need time." This is the Time Card. Your welcome for the new term.

by Rollo05 November 19, 2020

Brother Time

When you ditch hanging out with your friends to play video games and do sexy time with your family

Is zabs coming out tonight? No he is having brother time

by Peoplemover69 December 14, 2024

Pandemic Standard Time

The time zone everyone on Earth is on due to the pandemic. All of time seems to be mushed and nobody can remember the day.

Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"

Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"

by Licensed_Nerd November 2, 2020

Soft Boi Time

tiwbh stermaer :D

Person 1 - I watch Soft Boi Time
Person 2 - who even is that?!

by anonymous April 17, 2023

Mommy Time

When the kid is asleep, or gone (with grandma and grandma/ sitter) and mommy has time to enjoy the quiet. An O and a couple glasses are always a plus if it happens. Needless to say avoiding "mom, mom, mom,mom, mommy...."

Kid is with grandma tonight. Mommy time ensues....

by Whoskidisthis? June 17, 2023