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Immature Friend

An immature "friend" is someone that will do these things:
-Saying slurs as an insult towards people they don't like
-Doing drugs to look "cool"
-Get involved into fights to exert themselves as a "tough guy"
-Peer pressure you into things you don't want to do
-Take more from you than they give back
-Behave like hypocrites too much to ignore
-Complaining about their life when they have it better than you do
-Gossiping behind your back but act innocent when caught
-Bullying you directly especially when others are around
If any one of your "friends" are like this
drop them and run away from them
I met enough people that were an immature friend *sigh* im becoming a Loner now. It is so much easier on my mental health
by idl1 October 12, 2025
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We can't be friends

And I won't ever have a relationship. But what these people are trying to turn that into is an overt form of of second class citizenry.
Hym "No we can't be friends. In the words of Arianna Grande "We can't be friends." Because the only reason were are lovers is the lack of a fat cock."
by Hym Iam October 19, 2025
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Danny’s Friends

This phrase describes any event or situation that suprised you in a hilarious, fun way.
Person A: When Alfonso said “Love ya” that was sooo Danny’s friends!!

Person B: Ikr?? So unlike him! I was peeing myself in laughter!
by dannysfriend October 28, 2025
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Fandom Friend Zone

It is similar to the White Collar Friend Zone in that you have emotionally gaslit yourself, but this time you have brought yourself to cope with your team’s lack of success through fabricated moral victories and self-fulfilling prophecies.
Coley: Guys, I don't really care my favourite hockey team since birth lost 2 straight cup finals, I really enjoyed the togetherness at the Molson Oilers Experience and being with friends to watch every game. It really IS about the journey, not the destination.

KB: Fuck Coley, you are in the Fandom Friend Zone, like the time you said you valued the unique stories of all the 18th century antiques you bought at garage sale when you were trying to sleep with that chick.

You should have sports PTSD from you AND your team not being able to put it home, **Foreskin Chuckle**.

Coley: Gosh, you may be right, but I really enjoyed the $26 Aeporol Spritz activation during the 2nd Round.

KB: Ok, We're Done Here.
by Mike109999 November 12, 2025
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The defintion of this word is an Iconic from the 1983 drama Scarface featuring Al Pachino and more actors that I dont have time to name
"Ok you wanna play rough? SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND"
by Scarface lover 123 November 18, 2025
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Flamingo friend

A close companion you join for intimate, adventurous gatherings, especially those where multiple willing adults come together to ‘flock’ in the same room. Someone you trust enough to stand tall, lean in, and share a little colorful chaos with during group play.
You are my flamingo friend.
Hey, your cute, do you want to be my flamingo friend?
by Bobs67 November 19, 2025
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