by Aisisjdidjxidn September 15, 2021
Get the One direction mug.The mythical concept that there is exactly one person on the entire planet out there who will make you happy and that you're destined to end up together forever.
Encourages people to stay in bad relationships because they think love is a one-time thing and expect all of their emotional needs to be fulfilled by one person. Also conditions people to think they're not complete on their own.
Encourages people to stay in bad relationships because they think love is a one-time thing and expect all of their emotional needs to be fulfilled by one person. Also conditions people to think they're not complete on their own.
Person 1: "I'm actually happy being single."
Person 2: "Oh, don't be ridiculous! You'll change your mind when you find The One™️!"
Person 2: "Oh, don't be ridiculous! You'll change your mind when you find The One™️!"
by knoife wielder February 3, 2022
Get the The One™️ mug.What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...
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Get the feeling like one mug.The opposite of a One Pump Chump. This guy can go forever. Multiple orgasms to be expected by the woman
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