Monkey one time

When you bet the house on black or red and it hits

-Matt monkey monkey monkey ( roulette table lands on black) monkey one time!!!

by Da dawg April 18, 2024

Tea Monkeys

A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger

Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!

Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?

Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel

by Superior shaft Sam October 31, 2020

Monkey Moment

A short period of time where all logical, common sensical, and reasonable thinking ceases to exist.

Elijah: says to officer who pulled him over* You're the same cop who pulled me over last time!
Officer: *looks at Elijah like he's retarded*
Dylan: You know, I really thought he might have just let us off with a warning until you said the stupidest shit I've ever heard you say
Elijah: Sorry, I just had a Monkey Moment

by euheuc January 2, 2023

Ninja Monkey Death Bread

Bread, that is eaten with pasta, and is thrown in a ninja-like fashion across the table aimed at people, to which effect, people jump up in an attempt to escape in a similar way to which monkeys would.

The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!

Suffer my Ninja Monkey Death Bread!!!

by N.M.D.B. Master August 20, 2010

monkey in a bananna suit

an anology used to describe when someone has to pee reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bad because a monkey gets extremely excited while wearing his favorite food therfore making him have to pee

i have to pee like a monkey in a bananna suit

by loolooh8tr July 6, 2010

Junkie Monkey

Nickname for people that do drugs and is built like a Junkie

Fucken oath lad, you're a Junkie Monkey looking like that.

by JunkieMonke May 18, 2021

Scribble Monkey

An artist of color.

Hey bob, look at the scribble monkeys drawing. It’s pretty good.

by Kraker Barrel October 24, 2018