Friend

Someone who buys you Ahegao hoodies

Can you buy me an ahegao hoodie? SURE! I AM YOUR FRIEND!

by Jake Trashford October 4, 2020

a friend like you

what Adrien Agreste likes to say to Marinette. The person who uses it is in denial of their feelings

I'm so glad to be stuck here with a friend like you.

by lillith_CH July 18, 2021

Step stool friend

someone who is there when you need to be lifted up emotionally/socially and then when you’re done, you discard them like you never needed them in the first place or they discard themselves.

my old friend Nate was a step stool friend, he was there during one of my darkest times but after that we just fell out of touch

by Fictionally_deceased August 4, 2025

Friend

It has end in it for a reason.

Fred: hey friend!
Julia: we are ending this.

by anonymous May 4, 2022

Friend Zone

women's secret code for "you are not getting any of my booty or boobs."
for the people that get friendzoned,sad for them.now go cry in in your sleep and buy a body pillow.

john's crush:hey john could you tie my shoelaces?
john:of course!*ties shoelaces*
john's crush:oh thank you!you are such a good FRİEND (the word of destruction
john sees his friends
goes to talk with them
john's friends:dude you got friend zone 'd

by potatoma March 29, 2017

Ferdinands Friends

Ignaz and Lenin. The funniest friends of Ferdinand

Felipe: I have not seen Ignaz and Lenin since years.

Michi: Probably they died. Because they are Ferdinands Friends

by Schlingone August 2, 2020

cannon friend

Chinese slang for friends with benefits.

She is just my cannon friend. We are not in a real relationship

by mygodmike May 24, 2023