'A Friend Of Mine' is a secret code phrase for 'Me.' Often used to refer to something embarrassing that they did or happened to them.
Person 0: Tells story
Person 1: How do you know that?
Person 0: It happened to a friend of mine. Who is totally not me! *Leaves*
Person 1: How do you know that?
Person 0: It happened to a friend of mine. Who is totally not me! *Leaves*
by Some rando out there March 25, 2023

by Cet Meria May 13, 2018

A friend everyone turns to whenever they’re going through so much and need help but once they’re much better don’t involve you anymore
by LeWiisdom November 22, 2021

My friends are non-existent
by MayaGreensleeves11 November 16, 2019

by yourloverdefinitiongirl May 9, 2023

A person who's company you enjoy while also being able to engage in a healthy, non-committal sexual relationship
Adam is a confirmed bachelor. He has many friends. Many are Pants-On. However, from time to time he does have Pants-Off Friend.
by bachelorlife June 14, 2017

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
