A Friend Of Mine

'A Friend Of Mine' is a secret code phrase for 'Me.' Often used to refer to something embarrassing that they did or happened to them.

Person 0: Tells story
Person 1: How do you know that?
Person 0: It happened to a friend of mine. Who is totally not me! *Leaves*

by Some rando out there March 25, 2023

Friends

Something that you do not have.

Nik: hey do you see my friend over there?

Me: you don't have friends

Nik: I know...

by Cet Meria May 13, 2018

Trauma Friend

A friend everyone turns to whenever they’re going through so much and need help but once they’re much better don’t involve you anymore

He’s been her Trauma Friend for so long

by LeWiisdom November 22, 2021

My friends

Pfft... What friends?

My friends are non-existent

by MayaGreensleeves11 November 16, 2019

Real Friend

A friend you trust with everything. (Your passwords, your secrets, your crushes)

Carl keeps my secrets, so he’s a real friend.

by yourloverdefinitiongirl May 9, 2023

Pants-Off Friend

A person who's company you enjoy while also being able to engage in a healthy, non-committal sexual relationship

Adam is a confirmed bachelor. He has many friends. Many are Pants-On. However, from time to time he does have Pants-Off Friend.

by bachelorlife June 14, 2017

friend pretend

When a child imagines a friend.

My boy is friend pretending.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019