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Donut friend

When two individuals engage in a reverse human centipede, aligning their anuses - to causing a somewhat unobservable eclipse of the buttholes.

Donut friendships are usually initiated between inebriated friends, but the act has some has some obvious sexual connotations.

A study (citation needed), declares that those who partake in a donut friendship are said to form closer bonds than even the most intimate human relationships.
"My donut friend Paul is coming over tonight for dinner."
"Would you like me to leave?"
"No it's ok, we'll go to a different room to reunite. We have a lot to catchup on."
by stupidmachine June 8, 2020
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National fuck your friends day

national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.
(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.

overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.
by sexytime696969696969 June 26, 2021
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Fake Friend

When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.
Ryan used to be a good friend but now he is only a "Fake Friend"
by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023
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Friends of Bertram

Just as Dorothy has her friends, Bertram has his.
To those who know who and what Bertram is, just know, we are all Friends of Bertram.
by FriendofBertram November 22, 2024
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Smiling friend syndrome

When something or someone is incredibly violent, as in the cartoon smiling friends.
those kids got smiling friend syndrome, I'm telling you !
by Morfgip rugber December 10, 2024
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Hood Friend Story

Hood friend story

A snap story where you talk about past friendships with people and who you talked to in the past and how that all ended
Add me to your hood friend story man, what happened to you guys
by Vibez_06 February 22, 2020
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Friends

Person: Hey, let's be friends!
You: But I'm a person who doesn't have any personality, humour, charm or wit to even satisfy or make anyone laugh, how are we supposed to be friends?
Person: Don't worry, I don't exist.
by Idris the Sexy January 20, 2021
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