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Friend stroking

When someone are glazing their friend way to hard/ same definition but for friends as self-stroking
Jimmy is legit, so jacked.
Calm down bro, you friend stroking like crazy
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Leave your tall friends day

On September 11th you can leave the friends that bully you for your height with no questions asked.
Person 1: Wanna play a game?
Person 2: Sorry, we can’t be friends anymore, it’s Leave your tall friends day
by Cronk Cronk Budonk September 11, 2022
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slap your bald friend day

slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head

june 15th
oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!
by okayokaylala June 13, 2023
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Friends

Friends can be there for you. Friends can ditch you. Friends will help. Friends won't care. This must be pretty confusing, but it's true. When you first meet a friend, they're different. They act better and surprisingly nice. Once they take advantage of you they won't care anymore. They can hurt your feelings or make you feel bad about yourself. Your friend(s) might be different from the one(s) I just explained. There are also other friends that are good. Ones that when you are crying your head off, they will still be there for you, even though they might have an attention span of a goldfish and start laughing when one of your "friends" who makes you feel "happy everyday" does something funny on the swings and tells your true friend to come over, but she chooses to stay with you. People are cruel. People are nice. There are lots of people who get bullied and they feel sad about it but they barely know the people and the people barely know them, but when it's one of your "you though she was your friend" friend then it makes it worse. The thing that makes is worse is if ALL of your "you though she was your friend" friends bully you. It might not be physically or verbally, but still if they ignore you and run away, get some new friends, which I know is not gonna be that easy but in 10 years, you won't even remember what they look like, unless your parent is BFF's with the "friends" parent, and you are forced to see her, I'm sorry my job to write a lot of words here, IS DONE.
Person #1: Do you want to be friends?

Person #2: Yeah, sure!
by Debra Queen June 16, 2018
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Let’s just be friends

The words that your crush says to u when u say u like them then in their head they’re going: ‘ Shit. I don’t like like them. How do I tell them?*Looks on urbandictionary.com* oh ok,’. A.K.A The death of you ESPECIALLY if you said it in front of other people.
Dude-ess: I love you.
Dude’s Head: Damn it I don’t like them
Dude: Let’s just be friends...
by Numnumcookie1234yeet January 24, 2020
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april 11th: boys this is your day to give your girl best friend your hoodie
boy: i can’t wait to give you my hoodie on apirl 11th
national give your girl best friend your hoodie day is a great way to appreciate your bestie
by Boy bestie April 10, 2022
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a friend's house

your second crash pad when you're an idiotager being kicked out of your parents' house for misbehaving
I know a guy from high school who had to go to a friend's house after he invited a few joy girls over
by Sexydimma February 10, 2017
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