“My friend is carrying a couch so I can snuggle with my more then friend, that’s why friends are for am I right”
by wenchhh November 25, 2021

A horrible way to end a nebulous hookup situation with someone you don’t exactly like to avoid confrontation.
“Dude how’s Stacy?”
“I don’t know man, I think she’s totally friend ghosting me, she barely answers my texts anymore.”
“I don’t know man, I think she’s totally friend ghosting me, she barely answers my texts anymore.”
by shiftyshady May 3, 2018

by Ummm me December 11, 2020

Post-Friends depression Is a serious illness caused by ending The best TV show Of all time Friends TV show. People suffering from this are feeling empty, like there’s No more happines in The World. It’s really hard to cure, some say it’s impossible. Patiens are usually caught re-watching The show or looking for extra stuff like interviews with The actors. Doctors are still trying to find a cure that would work 100% but there isn’t much Hope.
A: ,,Did you See Sophie somewhere? I didin’t See her for days!”
B: ,,Oh, she’s suffering from Post-Friends Depression so she’s staying home for a few days...”
A: ,,My friends had The same thing, Post-show depression! And I’m worried that I might get it too, soon...”
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B: ,,Ow No! Which season you’re on?”
A: ,,I just started 10th...”
B: ,,It was nice knowing you...”
B: ,,Oh, she’s suffering from Post-Friends Depression so she’s staying home for a few days...”
A: ,,My friends had The same thing, Post-show depression! And I’m worried that I might get it too, soon...”
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B: ,,Ow No! Which season you’re on?”
A: ,,I just started 10th...”
B: ,,It was nice knowing you...”
by Kusia1305 March 11, 2019

A friend that only exists in the background, like a background character. Similar to an extra on a movie set, they mainly fill space and feel sad.
by BackgroundFriend December 5, 2023

by Worthless Slave May 28, 2018

Person 1: You good man? It looks like you are about to puke.
Person 2: No, I might have to make friends with the drain soon.
Person 2: No, I might have to make friends with the drain soon.
by An actual South Carolinian February 13, 2020
