Someone who is possession of a Fila fanny pack. He often falls asleep in church. He is seen as a librarian hoe, a toe sucker, and a bitch.
by Churchalisous March 27, 2019
Get the Church Penismug. by Toesandbros March 26, 2022
Get the Penimug. by lmfao dude December 5, 2019
Get the Penismug. by Cancergang666 October 3, 2017
Get the Penis bitchmug. a special candy that makes people feel good, also produces a white milk substance that tastes better with pineapple but still good
by Gameplayer5137 April 2, 2022
Get the Penismug. 
Having a Baby Lodged in your penis
You can give yourself a baby penis by:
grabbing a dog by the nipples (all 6), and proceed to shove the nipples in your ass well squeezing your rectum, this will make your dog lactate into your ass, this will act as lubricant for the next part
Next grab a baby, and shove it in your ass (head first) until it starts to come out the other end and get lodged in your penis
Then next time someone insults you by saying you have a baby penis, ejaculate the baby out to prove that they are literally correctly and thus your not offended by there insult
You can give yourself a baby penis by:
grabbing a dog by the nipples (all 6), and proceed to shove the nipples in your ass well squeezing your rectum, this will make your dog lactate into your ass, this will act as lubricant for the next part
Next grab a baby, and shove it in your ass (head first) until it starts to come out the other end and get lodged in your penis
Then next time someone insults you by saying you have a baby penis, ejaculate the baby out to prove that they are literally correctly and thus your not offended by there insult
by Testy tangler January 16, 2023
Get the Baby Penismug.