true friend

someone who can understand your texting when you misspell almost every word.

a - “IM XRYIMG RHATS SO DUNNY”

b - “i know it’s so funny”
a - “the fact that you know what i said, you’re a true friend”
b - “i know you too well”

by gabbyxo4410 November 3, 2020

Mommy's Tickle Friend

Mommy's tickle friend is when a big horny Jew comes up to your mom and tickles her big hairy titties. he wraps his big long tongue around her protruding knob and licks up its sweat. the mom gets horny and spreads her thick thighs to let the money-hungry jew into her flappy ripple cave. the man gets closer and closer to her bulging clit and proceeds to suck on it like a soother. eventually, when the mom has had enough she slams her thighs together with the force of a thousand suns and kills the Jew. After this, she searches for her next victim.

Grandma V: I'm horny for Jews
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.

by goochy goochy April 15, 2023

Friend

Somthing that you don't have

Bob:why do i not have friend
Tom:Fuck you

by Anime girl wallpaper Phone November 27, 2018

Fish friends

The super female version of Eskimo brothers or tunnel buddies. When two females have slept with the same chick

“You slept with Chelsey? Bitch me toooooooo, guess we’re fish friends hoe”

by Lildia94 August 26, 2020

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

by Kmtod June 17, 2023

Friends

Things that u and I won’t ever have

Me: I want to make new friends this year
Parent: you’ll be lonely forever

by Bear is my dogs name August 18, 2021

Best friendness

Best friendness is another way to say “platonic” or “platonically”

Person 1: I love you in the most best friendness way possible

Person 2: me too! *best friend’s name*

by Xthat..one..gacha..kidx January 23, 2022