(n.) A legendary bedroom kung-fu move where you channel your inner Shaolin monk and deploy exactly two fingers (index + middle, rigid like chopsticks) in lightning-fast, surgically precise circles directly on the G-spot/prostate, as if you’re trying to pressure-point someone into the next dimension. Named after “wuxia” + “shi” (master), because once this technique drops, someone’s soul leaves their body faster than Bruce Lee in a hallway fight.
Performed correctly, the receiver makes a noise that sounds like a dial-up modem having an exorcism. Performed wrong, you just look like you’re aggressively trying to unscrew a jar of pickles with jazz hands.
Pro tips from the scrolls:
• Maintain eye contact and whisper “Your chi is weak”
• Add fake wire-fu sound effects (WHOOSH-TING!)
• Finish with the ancient forbidden line: “The five-point palm exploding heart-gasm technique.”
Performed correctly, the receiver makes a noise that sounds like a dial-up modem having an exorcism. Performed wrong, you just look like you’re aggressively trying to unscrew a jar of pickles with jazz hands.
Pro tips from the scrolls:
• Maintain eye contact and whisper “Your chi is weak”
• Add fake wire-fu sound effects (WHOOSH-TING!)
• Finish with the ancient forbidden line: “The five-point palm exploding heart-gasm technique.”
“Bro walked in like ‘I studied the blade… and the bean.’ Ten seconds of wushi fingering and she spoke fluent Cantonese and saw her third-grade teacher in 4K.”
Synonyms: clit kung-fu, two-finger Hadouken, Beijing bidet, vajitsu
Antonyms: lazy pizza-dough kneading, the sad helicopter, whatever your ex was doing
Synonyms: clit kung-fu, two-finger Hadouken, Beijing bidet, vajitsu
Antonyms: lazy pizza-dough kneading, the sad helicopter, whatever your ex was doing
by Fudge Cluggins December 3, 2025
Get the Wushi Fingering mug.Hym "No. Stop trying to make me life a finger, Jordan. I don't need to be taught a lesson about doing things myself. You want to accuse me of trying to get people to murder for me and no one can see any of that if I don't have a secondary audience that has access to both the posts that get rejected at insemination AND my screen. Which is actually the case. So WHOSE FAULT IS IT REALLY that I have a cult following? If you're not surveilling me for the purpose of doing what you are doing now, how does anyone see the things that Urban Dictionary would OBVIOUSLY reject immediately? EVEN BEFORE the vote section went down, these would not have even made it to the vote section. And IF THEY DID... Why would you not just do the fucking thing, Jordan? Being an obstinate and uppity aristocrat. That's why. If there is a greater good, you were not aiming at it there. Either that or you missed. Even if somone else took my place, why would they not tell me that people were looking for me if the gains weren't immediate for them? And now you are trying to raffle off my identity. It's just fucking stupid. I don't care that me not having to try make you all look like you suck. YOU DO SUCK. You should have to look that way INSTEAD OF trying to make it look like I... Suck. Which I don't."
by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
Get the Stop trying to make me life a finger, Jordan mug.You are the idiots who let the fucking kids get murder and not only did the weaponized schizophrenia surveillance NOT protect your kids but it actively got kids killed and I told you not to do that. So YOU fucking prove it because it is YOUR job and not MY job. You're the one who fucked up here. You are the one who needs to make it right and blaming me for you not taking instructions or even doing your due diligence it when YOU are the one who need to take the blame. YOU take the blame and YOU prove it and then YOU pay me for what YOU took because the benefits THEY gain from MY work did not come from YOU before YOU did nothing.
Hym "No. Jordan's trying to make me move a finger so no I won't to that. I'm already lifting more fingers than anybody in the history of humanity I don't think I should have to lift more fingers. I think the INVESTIGATION PLACE- THE PLACE WHOSE ENTIRE EXISTENCE REVOLVES AROUND INVESTIGATE and can DO THAT FOR ME in exchange for the TAX DOLLARS you have ALREADY TAKEN... AND HAVE... IN YOUR POCKETS... And then YOU do... That. You prove that. I did my due diligence. I lived in it for 10 years and then proven that I can tell the difference between THAT and my own mind. I know for a fact it is proveable and I told YOU exactly how YOU could prove it and instead of proving it you did this. I'm not doing shit other than child murder about it bitch. Do you want more of that or less of that? Because YOUR BEHAVIOR would indicate you want to of it."
by Hym Iam December 7, 2025
Get the No. Jordan's trying to make me move a finger so no I won't to that. mug.A crude version of 'beating around the bush.' Means to tiptoe around a subject rather than addressing it directly.
Man: And then they were talking and they went off to his room-
Shayne: Man just say they fucked, stop fingering around the bush!
Shayne: Man just say they fucked, stop fingering around the bush!
by penisshakes December 18, 2025
Get the fingering around the bush mug.A term used to describe all the extra finger pieces that appear in a video made by Ai. Due to the Ai glitching from being unable to properly read finger movements, there are random snow like skin colored pieces that glitch around the video. This usually occurs when someone plops a new face on someone else’s original video with Ai.
by MadExposed December 18, 2025
Get the Finger Leftovers mug.A high-stakes, deeply human moment when an urgent bodily situation forces an immediate, improvised solution to avoid catastrophe.
The name captures the panic, ingenuity, and split-second decision-making required to hold the line until relief is secured.
Possible causes:
• Sudden gastrointestinal betrayal
• Being trapped in traffic, a meeting, or a checkout line
• Overconfidence after questionable food choices
How to perfect this method:
• Preparation: Know restroom locations wherever you go
• Mindset: Stay calm — panic speeds failure
• Execution: Commit fully and do not second-guess
• Aftercare: Immediate bathroom access, cleanup, and a moment of silence
The name captures the panic, ingenuity, and split-second decision-making required to hold the line until relief is secured.
Possible causes:
• Sudden gastrointestinal betrayal
• Being trapped in traffic, a meeting, or a checkout line
• Overconfidence after questionable food choices
How to perfect this method:
• Preparation: Know restroom locations wherever you go
• Mindset: Stay calm — panic speeds failure
• Execution: Commit fully and do not second-guess
• Aftercare: Immediate bathroom access, cleanup, and a moment of silence
Examples in use:
1. “I was two steps from disaster — had to deploy Emergency finger corking to survive.”
2. “That wasn’t bravery, that was pure Emergency finger corking under pressure.”
3. “Traffic taught me a lesson today: never underestimate the need for Emergency finger corking.”
1. “I was two steps from disaster — had to deploy Emergency finger corking to survive.”
2. “That wasn’t bravery, that was pure Emergency finger corking under pressure.”
3. “Traffic taught me a lesson today: never underestimate the need for Emergency finger corking.”
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by 5fingerNecklace January 17, 2025
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