raining like cats and dogs

A lot of rain or raining hard

Oh damn it's raining like cats and dogs outside

by zobna pasta December 17, 2016

Do you own a dog?

A discreet phrase to get the fuck out! Or just leave a function.

"Sue Ann, do you own a dog?"
"Yes, Ariff I do"
*leaves*

by fragrant tofu October 18, 2023

big dog nut fuck

When your mediocre dog has mad nut disease and is obvious to his obesity

Bro my dog hit me with that big dog nut fuck

by Big dog nut fuck April 3, 2019

salt malt and a chili dog

When a man is giving anal sex, he will then pull out quickly before he cums and makes his partner suck and swallow his gift of love.

That girl won't return my calls. Maybe it's because I made her eat my "salt malt and a chili dog" the last time we hooked up.

by Smelly_Finger December 5, 2015

the dog fucked the ass-kisser

It’s an old Persian saying for when someone is trying to point out that there is nothing but shame in being an ass-kisser to an ass-kisser.

A: Hijab is a culture for all our Iranian women and we should make sure everyone wears it at all times.

B: Shut up man, the dog fucked the ass-kisser.

In this example, person A was trying to support the forced hijab rule and cover it up by calling it culture.

by Gabric October 23, 2022

san jose chilli dog

When a man is receiving oral sex and the giver of the oral sex vomits on the member then without warning the vomit covered member is inserted into the anis of the consenting partner

Last night I was getting head from my cousin and she puked all over my cock so I totally San Jose chilli dogged a bitch to death.

by TheREAL-PhatKiddy May 24, 2017

what about my dog

What about my dog is a term used for wondering if your dog would be included if you go out somewhere. It would normally be said by someone in the name of maximus.

We're going out to Australia tomorrow, wanna come?
"What about my dog"

by Saudi Arabia chicken nugg nugg September 12, 2017