Ham and cheese sandwich

when a man bends you over, puts his pork sausage in between your buns, and blows his load inside of you.

"I just got a ham and cheese sandwich in prison, now I wanna kill myself."

by swissmansdilemma October 4, 2025

Cheesed over

Used to describe something that is not working correctly.

Because I ran my car engine low on oil it stopped running. It's cheesed over and now I need a new car.

by JoeyBomm April 6, 2024

pussy mac and cheese

Pussy mac and cheese is when a girl cums and squirts in your mac and cheese

my girlfriend made my some pussy mac and cheese

by ghosthekill November 13, 2022

Melty cheese

It’s melted cheese that is on a burger

I need to return this burger I asked for no Melty Cheese

by Nikki_cat October 13, 2020

cheese slicer

A tool with primary purpose to cut semi-hard and hard cheeses to produce thin slices. The cheese slicer can also be used for slicing cucumbers, peeling potatoes and other food.

A cheese slicer is an invention from the 20th century by a Norwegian carpenter. The original name is"Ostehøvel". Today it is widely used in the Nordic countries.

by JokerMads January 14, 2018

Cheese and chuckin rice

Jesus fucking Christ

Bill: “I just found $100 bill, Mat”
Mat: “cheese and chuckin rice! I wish it were me”

by werD eduD June 18, 2021

Cheese

This is amazing.

PERIOD.

You know what's amazing?

Me: CHEESEEEEEeEEEEEEeEEeE

by dontuseUrName February 17, 2021