A shining example of why sailors shouldn't have one night stands. The reason Mrs Palmer relied on her own hand before another and the realest definitive reason to why I don't like that colour no more.

'You had trouble with some piss pot last night did you? ' the friend asked WOTH eager concern.
'yes that Kyle Brown dang gone and done himself a moment that he can NEVER come back from sober or not'

'THATS REAL'

Kyle Brown by Iszcibo October 12, 2018

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jakob brown

Jakob Brown is a very loving guy. He is very shy but when you get to know him he is very funny and you will adore him. He is very hot and attractive any girl would want him. He is sporty and he love fishing and motorbike riding. If he is your boyfriend he will be there for you no matter what. If you meet a Jakob brown get him before any other girl does.

Girl 1:see that guy over there.. He is very hot.
Girl2: yeah I know his name is Jakob Brown

jakob brown by Tay_is_the_bomb1234 October 26, 2018

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Carson Brown

A hot whore with a gigantic horse cock usually around 12 feet long. Doesn’t tend to know what a flag is and has a huge self esteem, thinking he is very strong.

“Why am I so strong?”
Oh, that must be a Carson
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Carson Brown by Greasylord November 12, 2018

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