Nutted on the cabinet

1830s way of saying you fucked up.

God fucking damn it Sharon you Nutted on the cabinet .

by NoNameFucker August 4, 2019

Nut theft auto

The action in which a person gets high, then masturbates, then plays a Grand theft auto game of choice.

I will be right back gang! im going to nut theft auto

by smarttard December 22, 2023

nut

1. a fruit consisting of a hard or tough shell around an edible kernel.
2. a small flat piece of metal or other material, typically square or hexagonal, with a threaded hole through it for screwing on to a bolt as a fastener.
3. the act of ejaculation.

Guy 1: What did you get for lunch?
Guy 2: Some nuts.
Guy 3: What screws do you have?
Guy 4: Some nuts!
Guy 5: Go faster, I’m gonna nut!
Guy 6: On it!

by name cant be blank so idk December 19, 2022

what if you sucked my nuts

a term originally coined by hakita (creator of ultrakill) during a discord converstation
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")

Hakita: "mankind is fucking dead"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"

by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT March 25, 2025

Post Nut Charity

when you donate to a sketchy charity without realizing it, but you find out later that you truly, most certainly, fucked up.

I donated to Kids Wish Network and I hit Post Nut Charity

by iminhellplshelpahhh December 28, 2024

Crazy nut

You nut and somehow goes everywhere

Guy 1:man I just crazy nutted in jessica room Guy 2:wow! You got lucky

by PornhubMan123 January 22, 2021

justin deez nuts

Justin deez nuts is a word for Justin that is sucking on those balls.

We also use it because he is very cracked at fortnite and rating ballsacks

Justin deez nuts please rate my ballsack.

by epic man 123 May 26, 2022