Friend stroking

When someone are glazing their friend way to hard/ same definition but for friends as self-stroking

Jimmy is legit, so jacked.
“Calm down bro, you friend stroking like crazy”

by Meltzeey I stream on twitch!!! April 13, 2025

Fake friends day

October 7 is the day to expose all your fake ass friends

Example:POST YO MFKIN FAKE FRIENDS TFK UU NEED AN EXAMPLE FOR 🤦🏽 ♀️ Fake friends day

by DicC sucCin bitchesss October 4, 2019

Fake friends

A fake friend is someone who makes inside jokes when you aren’t at school so they can laugh about them when you aren there and u don’t get it so ur lonely

Kayden and Cate are fake friends because they won’t tell me their highlighter inside joke.

by has fake friends💔 January 27, 2022

old man’s friend

A term in the past for pneumonia

Pneumonia is an old man’s friend

by elelcart July 12, 2021

a friend like you

what Adrien Agreste likes to say to Marinette. The person who uses it is in denial of their feelings

I'm so glad to be stuck here with a friend like you.

by lillith_CH July 18, 2021

National Annoying White Friend Day

- to celebrate that one white friend who is very racial but like is super funny so you be forgetting abt that racial behavior, but that nigga hella annoying

“Happy National Annoying White Friend Day to my man Jeremy!” - random black kid

by vbnmqwerty June 8, 2022

Step stool friend

someone who is there when you need to be lifted up emotionally/socially and then when you’re done, you discard them like you never needed them in the first place or they discard themselves.

my old friend Nate was a step stool friend, he was there during one of my darkest times but after that we just fell out of touch

by Fictionally_deceased August 4, 2025