Zombie Snack

A young person who is incapable of being quiet for any amount of time.

In reference to the fact that a person who is constantly talking would be easy for zombies to find and devour in a zombie apocalypse.

I went to see a movie last night, but the zombie snacks behind me ruined it.

"Shut up you zombie snack, I'm trying to read!"

The school teacher developed quite the drinking habit, trying to cope with all of the zombie snacks in her classroom.

by ceros October 26, 2014

Zombie chew

When a person is providing oral to another person but the receiver is unable to become erect. They carry on with the oral anyway whilst it is floppy, lifeless and also referred to as “dead meat”.

Venessa- “what did you do with him?”
Jackie-“I went down on him, but he drank too much, so I gave him a zombie chew”

by Caldaddy May 10, 2020

Zombie Shot

When you are jacking off near your partner and are about to cum. You angle your load and nut in her face. Attempt to get it on her eyes, and mouth. When she wakes up she will make zombie noises.

Austin:Bro! Did you hear what Eric did to his chick?
Josh: No what?
Austin: He zombie shot his lady!

Josh: No way! Did she scream like a zombie.

by Dirty Top March 29, 2021

Zombie Groupie

Late to the party fangirls who develop a crush on dead musicians.

Jennifer just discovered Kurt Cobain and has been dreaming of their wedding ever since. She's convinced that Courtney Love killed him and he would have been better off with her cause she understand him better than anyone else. She's fullblown Zombie Groupie if I ever saw one

by crazed maniac1234987 March 15, 2013

choco-zombie

the act of sticking the testicals into an anus and lying the penis on the back of the opposing partner.

jim wants suzie to try choco-zombie to spice up their sex life.

by arron the kid reyes December 30, 2011

Zombie cum

Green cum that dispenses from a zombies penis.

guy 1- "he dude what the fuck is that"
guy 2- "What are you a dumbass? Thats obviously zombie cum"

by Janna Junn November 20, 2010

viral zombie

A viral zombie is a zombie that came to exist through the spreading of a particular zombie virus. Zombie Infection is the only real dangerous type of zombie outbreak, due to the ability of the affliction to spread to others. This is the primary group that zombie survivalist movements, such as the web based organzation "ozort", focus on dealing with.

It's a common myth that a viral zombie can only be effectively stopped via severe head trauma.

by John Jackson August 25, 2006