West Virginia wet wipe

Much like the “Alabama wet wipe” where you spit on the toilet paper before you wipe the spitter is replaced with you sister. Or sibling of direct decent.
Had to call in reinforcements for that shit the West Virginia wet wipe was a necessity! Thanks SIS!!!
by William R Buttlicker March 20, 2020
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Virginia Chicken

an aggressive handjob when your partner strangles your dick so hard your head turns to a roscia red color
Sally gave me a Virginia Chicken last night!
by theblackknight123321 February 16, 2016
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Virginia Chicken

when you get an aggressive handjob and your dick head turns to a roscia red color
Kaitlyn gave Matt an incredibly painful virginia chicken last weekend.
by theblackknight123321 February 16, 2016
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West Virginia Funnel

A two man job where one person (A) excretes into a toilet, while the other person (B) urinates in the mouth of the excreter. The urine is then passed through (A) and urinated into the toilet. A innovative solution to classic "one restroom" issue.
A: " Bro I really gotta go, could you hurry up?

B: How about a West Virginia Funnel?

A: "Hell yeah!"
by The Brainrot Bard November 15, 2024
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west virginia turn

When driving a vehicle, the act of swinging into the next lane to turn the opposite way. Usually, it's going partly to your left to make a right turn.
After seeing someone swerve left and then turn right: "Now THAT was a West Virginia turn!"
by Buckeye Chuck February 28, 2025
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Virginia swashbuckler

When a guy is getting head, right before he cums he stands up and shakes his torso around a bunch, making his dick move around like a sword. This sprays the cum in every direction, including on your phone and in the partner's grandmother's ashes.
Yo dude I just did the virginia swashbuckler last night with my girl, it was sick

Really? I been wanting to try that for a while
by TEAMGRROFFICIAL October 13, 2020
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Virginia shuffle

When you’re stranded in a stall after laying down the city hall of brown town and you either run out of TP or clog the ceramic and the. need to go inhabit another stall to finish cleanup duty but refuse to potentially lay havoc in your ball hammocks
Brian was 15 beers deep camping and need to take a shit. I went into the bathhouse a half hour later to take a piss and open the door to see him doing the Virginia Shuffle from the first to the last stall.
by BtownBubba November 24, 2020
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