Hop-in-tease

A prank where the prankster hits the gas just when the victim is about to hop in to the car. Usually repeated a few times. Victim ends up walking a distance before getting into the vehicle.

Driver (with the car on stand-by): "Is everyone in the car? Can we go"?
Passenger 1: "Hold up, Alex is coming"
Passenger 2: "We should totally hop-in-tease him"

Driver moves the car forward just when Alex is about to open the car door
Alex walks forward to the car
Driver moves the car forward again just when Alex is about to open the car door

Alex: okay I'm not getting in unless you back up to me
Driver: alrite, alrite, wont do it again, get in, we're getting late

Alex moves towards the car door and just when he reaches the door driver hits the gas again.

Alex: Ah F*** off

by santaklawze November 30, 2011

cunny hole tease

how a female experiences the male version of a cocktease; when a woman gets turned on by a very hot male.

Jenny, "Eli Manning look alike just undressed me with his eyes. He can't seriously be thinking about what I am thinking. Hell, I am wearing my wedding band- how could he? He does this shit everytime! That motherfucker!"

Erin, "He must have a big ego. What a cunny hole tease!"

Jenny, " I'd say.."

by Crasssss September 17, 2012

The Great Nuclear Cock-Tease

Otherwise known as “The Cold War” - more specifically “The Cuban Missile Crisis”

The Cold War (also known as The Great Nuclear Cock-Tease” was a period of global geopolitical rivalry between the United States (US) and the Soviet Union (USSR) and their respective allies, the capitalist Western Bloc and communist Eastern Bloc, which lasted from 1947 until the dissolution of the Soviet Union in 1991

by Mebemax May 9, 2025

I hate u I hate u I tease u Please go away Far away No

A lyric made from butchered English sung by Subin and Serri in the 2012 song Hit U by Dal☆Shabet.

Teenage girl: "I hate u I hate u I tease u Please go away Far away No!!!"

Braindead YT Shorts Toddler: "Damn is 😂🎉"

by thetorofangirl November 25, 2025