Female Toilet

A toilet for a female.

After drinking 4 cups of coffee, Lynn used Jeff as a Human Toilet. Jeff almost choked, but he survived.

by Douglas February 13, 2005

toilet meat

An ample loaf that is left in the toilet. (Which deserves two flushes)

"Man, Whoever left the toilet meat in there needs to go back and flush!"

by Poopinspector#9 March 20, 2010

toilet talk

(n) Speech punctuated by nasty or prurient language.

"You boys stop that toilet talk, hear?" said Dad.

(sample toilet talk:)

You're a kind and sensitive asshole even though you're a beautiful motherfucker, your mouth is actually a pussy, and your tongue a large clitoris. Shit, I'm full of toilet talk today. Sorry.

by Robert E. Porter, Jr. April 8, 2006

Off the Toilet

When a girl is so hot that if she were taking a poop in your bedroom bathroom and yelled out that there was no toilet paper, would you say, "that's OK baby, come back to bed anyway"

Off the toilet Hot.

OTT for short

Whoa, did you see Sofia Vergara on the Emmys last night. I'd take her 'off the toilet"

by dnasty tampa January 11, 2013

Toilet method

The toilet method is where you consume a powder by first filling your mouth up with water, then putting the powder on top, and then swallowing. This way, the powder doesn't get stuck in your mouth, it just goes down the hatch without you tasting it.

Why are you mixing that powder with water? And capsules? Just do the toilet method.

by The Dictionary Beast May 3, 2023

toilet thumper

Some one who falls asleep on the toilet and soon falls off to their own demise.

We heard snoring but played it off but about 10 minutes later we heard a sudden thump and realised Brians mom had pulled a toilet thumper.

by BoXeR311 January 4, 2005

French Toilet

Making out while using the toilet.

Drunk girl-"I really have to pee. Can you take me to the bathroom?"
Guy-"Sure thing, babe."
*takes her to bathroom, gets her on the toilet, starts giving her a French Toilet.*

by Tamantha2345 October 9, 2010