Toaster Thot

A toaster thot is someone who is fake depressed and is a hoe. The toaster means toaster in bath tub.

Person 1: Why is Courtney acting so depressed all the time.
Person 2: Oh shes not actually shes just a toaster thot

by Desthomes September 17, 2019

Toaster Lover

A derogatory term for a person (human) who loves and/or has sexual relations with (a) Cylon(s)

"(Mumbling furiously) God damn toaster lover!"
~ "Chief" Galen Tyrol, Battlestar Galactica Season 2 episode 9, while engaged in bloody fisticuffs with Karl "Helo" Agathon

by L31f Greane September 11, 2018

Toaster Horror

A type of genre for horror games that refers to when you know a game will have a cheesy jumpscare, but you don't know when.

"This is such a toaster horror game, its been almost 10 minutes without a jumpscare."

by MrMeme_Machine December 28, 2024

Toaster

The Sound of a screeching laugh that only retards can sense

Dude justin you sound like a toaster

by Jordzyyy March 20, 2021

poppin' swags like a toaster

It's like poppin' swags, but like a toaster.

Person 1: I have swag.
Person 2: Excuse me?
Person 1: I'm poppin' swags like a toaster.
Person 2: That sentence didn't make me any less confused.

by Gangster Fart April 22, 2014

frozen toaster

When you toast some bread, nut all over it, and then feed it to your girlfriend.

Damn, my boyfriend just gave me the best frozen toaster ever!

by lebbyz May 15, 2017

atomic toaster

When one cuts off his own penis, puts it in a toaster, and then puts the toaster into the microwave on high.

Guys did you hear about Christian? He did the atomic toaster last night

by WPftw December 25, 2019