toaster

a shit thing that never fucking works

why the fuck do you have a toaster

by the dude who made toasters March 10, 2025

loaf on toaster

its when toasters "toasts" the loaf slowly and nicely ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so its basically sex

Loaf: lets do loaf on toaster bby
Toaster: okay loafie
then sex

by DehAlmightyLoaf July 24, 2018

Toaster Roasted

When a person roasts the absolute fuck out of you.

You are a slut. Bam toaster roasted!

by Emily Sutton August 2, 2016

commit toaster bath

suicide in fancier words.

"i want to commit toaster bath"

by suffocation_is_lol December 27, 2022

toaster

a way to refer to someone who is absolutely toasted (high)

don't touch my szechuan sauce you old toaster !

by deskglobe April 6, 2022

dyke toaster

a type of car in which lesbians might have sexual activities

ex. Subaru Forester

Wow, Grandma's car is a real dyke toaster.

by holy grill May 31, 2017

Toaster on wheels

A phrase that represent most Citroens and electric cars.
Generally meaning that a car is mainly a giant cube, with working wheels.

Person 1: Damn that Kia Soul looks like a toaster on wheels.

by Hexagonistian June 16, 2023