Goon

1980s US slang for one who is not present or not to be taken considerably.

“Don’t listen to that crazy goon!”
“Where is that goon?”

by J Manchester January 19, 2025

Goon

Goon the act of masturbating.

I “gooned” so fast I got a friction burn.

by GattlingGoon April 24, 2025

Goon Scrolling

When you scroll on a website and Goon at the same time.

I love Goon Scrolling to gay men on twitter.

by diminutives May 5, 2024

Gooning

Gooning is a sexual philosophy/lifestyle that marries the concepts of tantric masturbation with a religious worship of porn. The principle behind gooning is that prolonged states of intense pleasure will lead to new thoughts and ideas.

"I had an eight hour gooning session last night and realized that I need to change my diet and start working out. That way masturbation and sex will feel even better."

"I listened to GoonerAudioLabs all weekend and I've never been more in tune with my sexuality."

by PUMPDRONE March 8, 2024

Biiz goon

The term "Biiz goon" represents an excessive amount of femboys / females who tend to dick suck said name "Biizirous" They usually lurk in games like The Strongest Battlegrounds, Heroes Battlegrounds, and a server called "Biizcordia."

The term "Biiz goon" represents an excessive amount of femboys / females who tend to dick suck said name "Biizirous" They usually lurk in games like The Strongest Battlegrounds, Heroes Battlegrounds, and a server called "Biizcordia."

by Biizirous January 10, 2025

Giga-gooning

Verb: when your gooning addiction is eating up all the bandwidth so other users can't access wifi or it slows the speeds down.

Man, I can't stream Happy Gilmore 2 because Rinthen is giga-gooning in his room!

by anonymous August 4, 2025

Goon

A totally silly billy mothafucka.

Man 1 “That nigga is quite the goon”
Man 2 “Yes indeed my fellow nigga”

by hockey_lover11 April 24, 2020