pistachio-fingers

the red, aching, sore hands of one that has just cracked open one too many pistachios.

May include cuts under the finger nails from shells slipping while in the opening process, and salty digits due to the delicious, but sodium rich coating on pistachios

person A: "dude why are you fingers all red? and why can't you move em'?"

person B: "aw man i spent the last hour trying to open pistachios"

person A: "sweet...how many did you eat?"

person B: "like 20!!"

person A: "what!? 20!? so not worth the pistachio-fingers!"

by katiesawesome December 19, 2008

E-Finger

when a guy is trying to get as far as he can with a girl over a social networking site. the girl tends to be extremely flattering despite him being fugly. for some reason its never going to get further. Usually because the girl has been created by the guys friends for kicks

guy 1: connor was e-fingering this girl called Becki on myspace earlier! hes only known her for 1 day as well

guy 2: no e-pussy for connor, thats just someone connors friends created 2 show how much of a suck up he is

by maharg February 16, 2008

finger fun

A smooth move to pull on a girl instead of askin to finger her. An act of female masterbation

' hey gurl you up for some finger fun ? '

by dj tiddyriddler January 11, 2006

Middle Finger

A finger that's typically used to tell people to go to hell and/or to fuck themselves by being positioned upright while the other fingers are facing down inside the palm of the hand.

I don't regard the middle finger as a negative physical gesture; whenever someone flicks me off I always assume they're conveying, "Excuse me kind sir, but I'd like to introduce you to the pleasures of prostate massage." To which I respond, "Why thank you considerate stranger, I gratefully accept your generous offer; please lead the way so we may begin to experiment."

by Professor McBadass July 19, 2011

Finger painting

Wiping the residue from your fingers onto a womans back after fingering them.

After fingering a girl, I lover finger painting smiley faces on their lower back.

by Super Beast 92 June 11, 2011

finger blasting

Using your fingers to pleasure a females vaginal region. Basically fucking a girl with your fingers.

Man, I was finger blasting this chick last night.

by Roz October 28, 2003

Sexy fingers

An insult directed at a person meaning everything they touch, they fuck

dude 1- Sam you sexy fingers motherfucker! stop breaking my shit

by iSpooge112 August 14, 2009