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Tits of a Champion

A girl with the perfect set of tits that are really nice, perky, fit your hand perfectly like a water balloon.
Jack - Yo did you see the girl pass by?

Victor - Yeah thats Diane.

Jack - Man, she has the Tits of a Champion.
by Scrivilicious July 9, 2011
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hidden tits

Hidden Tits(n)
When a woman appears to have small to average sized breasts but, it is later revealed that they are much larger than originally perceived. This is often due to her taste/style of clothing.
" I never realized that Lindsey's tits were so huge and amazing! I sure am glad you invited her over swim."
"I know right?! All her clothes make her boobs look way smaller than they actually are, she has hidden tits"
by ArchAngel-7 May 9, 2014
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spider tits

Woman version of spider man who swings and shoots web from her tits
Wow look at that emily go swinging every which way with those spider tits
by fifi1234 January 7, 2016
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Tits Yeah!

A positive phrase, used as a replacement for "Fuck yeah!" when appropriate.

It's also a reference to the character Nick from the videogame Left 4 Dead 2, whose most popular phrase is (arguably) "TITS!"
Tadin: "Do you wanna go watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show?"
Cecil: "TITS YEAH!" *high five*
by SiempreSoloAnon April 7, 2011
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tits and lipstick

Aesthetics. Making something look pretty and nice.
by H.R. Paperstacks October 26, 2013
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Samosa Tits

A variant of the commonly sighted manboob, where the male breast is made of softer, more playful flab than a typical manboob. This results in a downward pointing shape in a triangular formation, like a samosa (the delicious triangular Indian snack).

It is usually middle aged men who have let themselves go who are afflicted with Samosa Tits.
Person 1: Have you seen the state of Mr Roberts recently?
Person 2: Yeah, he used to look alright, but now he's got Samosa Tits.
Person 3: I wonder if they taste like mango chutney?

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by rave69uk December 7, 2015
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Scarf tits

Elongated drooping breasts that can be thrown over the shoulders or around the neck for warmth in inclement weather. Usually formed in the later stages in a female's life but sometimes developed from being fucked like a raggedy slut or not wearing a bra for extended amounts of time... or both. Commonly found in the northern regions of the state of California and more commonly in National geographic magazines.
Dude, did you see that chicks saggy ass titties last night?!?

Yo, those were some Scarf tits!
by Ri'shard May 31, 2010
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