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kidney stoner

(noun) A person who spends so much money on marijuana or related cannabis products that they must sell their kidneys to their dealer.

Note: selling your kidneys to any other buyer just makes you a sellout
Man I had to stop dealing to Lucas, he turned into a fucking kidney stoner dude so I didn't give him his usual half pound.
by Beetus Beetus Beetus June 29, 2017
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Resident Stoner

A person who smokes marijuana all day, plays video games all day, and have a long hair or in the process of growing one. Has a vast knowledge of marijuana strains that exist under the sun.
Damn bro from a chad you transformed into a full blown resident stoner
by TheProph3t January 10, 2021
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Stoner’s Delight

The physical interaction between an object and a higher power of life when you are baked. A gravitational force given to those who smoke weed.

Ex 1) When you are listening to music late at night stoned, your device will never fall onto the floor, Stoner’s Delight will keep it on the bed.

Ex 2) When you are packing a bowl and it tips over, somehow the bud stays in the bowl and doesn’t fall out, even though the law of physics is contradicted.
“Dude, I dropped my bong but somehow it landed on my backpack and didn’t break”

“Stoner’s Delight, bro.”
by OSG Bobby November 19, 2017
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stoner chick

A Female who likes to smoke marijuana daily and usually wears tie dye
That stoner chick is hot af !
by Celly_belly July 30, 2021
mugGet the stoner chickmug.

Silent Stoner

A stoner who doesn't talk much when high. Usually because they're lost in their own thoughts, or because they have nothing to say.
Dave: Eric doesn't talk much when he's high.

Michael: Probably cause he's a silent stoner.
by blueberry42 February 27, 2014
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stoner chick

Stoner chick: a women who likes to smoke marijuana daily and usually wears vintage , bohemian or hippie style clothes

By Priscilla/Celly. July/30/2021
I’m dating a chill ass stoner chick
by Celly_belly July 30, 2021
mugGet the stoner chickmug.

Set In Stoners

A married or dedicated couple who collectively enjoy marijuana and its effects.
Ryan and Dakota, the Set in Stoners of the neighborhood, celebrate their anniversary every year with a couple of joints.
by GoldenGirlsDRM August 15, 2020
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