A shiny glob of spittle on the ground easily mistaken for a nickel (from a distance.) Usually used to describe something worthless despite its appearance.
"It's not worth a spit-nickel."
by Brian P. McEntee December 31, 2007
Get the spit-nickelmug. A man, by any method, approaches orgasm, and either by his hand or someone elses, pulls the skin of his shaft down hard squeezing tightly, making his urethra point straight ahead at almost a 90 degree angle, and ejeculates, sending thick jets of Cobra venom, preferably all over the mammary glands of an attractive young woman/ women.
Person A: "...Do you want to see a Spitting Cobra?"
Person B: "Ooohhh, that sounds scary, let me see!"
The girl rammed her hand quickly down the shaft squeezing hard to give herself a dose of the deadly Spitting Cobra
Person B: "Ooohhh, that sounds scary, let me see!"
The girl rammed her hand quickly down the shaft squeezing hard to give herself a dose of the deadly Spitting Cobra
by callingdom May 17, 2008
Get the Spitting Cobramug. A twitter post that makes the reader spit out the liquid s/he had in her mouth, in a plume.
A version of spit-take
A version of spit-take
That tweet was SO funny, that I did a spit-tweet while reading it!
Before you read that tweet, finish your coffee because it'll cause a spit-tweet.
Before you read that tweet, finish your coffee because it'll cause a spit-tweet.
by Twitter Comedy July 5, 2011
Get the Spit-tweetmug. When defining yourself as a lesbian. When you're in-between Butch / Tomboy, and Lipstick / Lipgloss lesbian. But you ain't no Chapstick lesbian either... Bitch, you a SpitLip lesbian.
(The action of licking your voluptuous lips, in a clock-wise motion, lubing them up in order to perceive the look of them being glossy, with no lipstick/lipgloss/chapstick, in the sunshine).
(The action of licking your voluptuous lips, in a clock-wise motion, lubing them up in order to perceive the look of them being glossy, with no lipstick/lipgloss/chapstick, in the sunshine).
Halley: "I'm having a hard time defining what kind of lesbian you are... What kind of lesbian are you?"
Me: "Girl. I'm a Spit Lip lesbian".
Me: "Girl. I'm a Spit Lip lesbian".
by Spit Lip January 4, 2019
Get the Spit Lipmug. by Piteryo November 27, 2017
Get the chuck on the spitmug. by PhilM80 June 5, 2019
Get the spitting nickelsmug.