When someone leads you on with plans but then cancels last minute ; usually followed by some bullshit excuse
“He totally pulled a John last night... he said he was coming at 7:00 but at 6:50 he texted me saying his mom is making him take his dogs to the vet... he doesn’t have a dog”
“He’s totally pulling a John tonight... he said he has to watch his little sister so he can’t come!!”
“He’s totally pulling a John tonight... he said he has to watch his little sister so he can’t come!!”
by LetdownLucy December 20, 2017

by NotAmmon November 9, 2018

by Missmewiththatbs November 13, 2018

When someone says or does something relating to an old or outdated meme that only they would find funny.
by Vickilmao December 25, 2016

1. Stopping work to pet dogs
2. Losing your watch or wallet or anything important and constantly in the search for your valuables!
2. Losing your watch or wallet or anything important and constantly in the search for your valuables!
by Dogsshouldgotoheaven September 22, 2020

A fat slob who is offensive, really funny and sadly trapped in the closet. He pretends to be into chicks but he would rather be a complete knob gobblin. In other words he is a real life adult version of the South Park character, Eric Cartman.
Our friend Scott is so funny and a slob like Belushi from Animal House. It is a shame that he would rather hide who he is and not come out of the closet. He is totally 'pulling a Cartman'.
by TedNugent October 8, 2013

when someone uses their anarchist aesthetics to attract potential sexual partners, usually effortlessly
by HoodedNuts November 8, 2022
