by AZWildcats10 October 22, 2009
Get the Mexican Rake mug.The mess you find in your bed the morning after a night featuring mexican food and too much alcohol.
"Can someone please bring me up an extra set of sheets? I don't want to say too much, but it got a little "mexican guacamole" up in here if you know what I mean."
by therealkevintitterton September 3, 2009
Get the mexican guacamole mug.When you're trying to take a dump at work, and someone is in the stall next to you trying to shit too. Neither of you wants to be the one to stank up the bathroom so you sit there squeezing your buttcheeks together.
by OhForF*cksSake March 29, 2015
Get the Mexican Shitoff mug.The sexual act of dousing the anus of a person with tabasco sauce and proceeding to toss that person's salad.
by poopchute11 January 17, 2011
Get the Mexican Bullseye mug.The act of one defecating in their partner's mouth before said partner urinates in theirs prior to making out and swapping human waste orally.
by Honkfish July 31, 2016
Get the Mexican lemonade mug.a male inserts a long plastic, or rubber string of anal beads into one's anus. the male then rapidly and forcefully pulls the anal beads out of the victim's anus. Due to the unexpected pressure change of the rectum to the outside world, the feces of the individual spray out in a "thumb covering hose fashion." the action also creates a starting engine/shart noise that im comparable to a lawn mowers ripcord/ starting mechanism.
"Hey Larry, i gave my life partner a mexican ripcord the other night, and i'm still in the process of cleaning the linens. do you have any lysol?"
by the super bukkake December 31, 2011
Get the mexican ripcord mug.The act of inserting one's penis into the armpit of their romantic companion and thrusting it in and out. (lube recommended)
by PLZSTFU September 30, 2011
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